Please

Please Please dear baby, please go to sleep. Please!!! Sleep is an essential part of life, it is a different thing that when you grow up and have exams, I'll nag you and wake you up at insane hours so that you can study, get good marks and become a NASA scientist. (if you have any doubts about my nagging abilities - assk your dad and ur uncle, both of whom are subjected to my specialised torture when they dont wake up on time).
But, for now. PLEASE go to sleep - especially at nights, please sleep. The whole world does.

Growing up Tales #1

my love has learnt to smile, she has learnt to play little games with her mother, playfully she plays with her mother's nipples as she drinks her milk, she pees and gurgles and coos sweetly and gives a broad smile to her uncle who cleans her up, she has put on weight and has grown a little taller too. she can see now, and loves the color red.
Its been two months, and her mom is thinking - "oh, how soon has my little un grown up!"

"mujhe pressure nahin aata"

Remember that scene in Salaam Namaste where Saif Ali Khan is sitting with a bottle of milk in the loo, and when Preity shouts at him to get the hell out of there, and acts disgusted at him drinking milk in the loo ...he goes

"mujhe doodh peeye bina pressure nahin aata"

well, looks like we have an official Saif fan in the house